Instructions

Job Description

Looking for a voice for Sister Gilda:

Female, 49, white. Sister Gilda is a fat, world-wise, spiritually-unsinkable Irish-Catholic nun. She has "eyes in the back of her head," and always keeps her Irish eyes peeled for hanky-panky.

Audition lines:

GILDA:
Top of the blessed marnin to ya, children. In his good glory, the amighty has granted us with another day to tread his path to recovery.

GILDA:
(in song)
"Will they end up in hell or heaven? It's anybody's guess! But what sins you can't avoid committing, At least you can confess!"