Instructions

Job Description

Johannes:
Male, 51, white. Johannes is a grizzled survivor of everything that made America great. A tough-as-nails nam vet-turned biker, Johannes is the one to take care of business... every time.

Audition lines:

Oh yeah, sure. Cry about her, why don't you? I asked her to go with me to the movies tonight... and she just disappears with some struggling 'alternative music' keyboardist...

Terrible? Terrible is waking up in a Tiajuana prison and knowing you deserve to be there! Waking up from a beautiful dream about eating at Denny's with Dolly Parton and being woke up by some big ape wantin' ta play "Alan Ginsberg" … … and YOU'RE supposed to be Alan Ginsberg!