Instructions

Job Description

Looking for a voice for Snake: a middle aged, gay snake. He could sound a bit like john waters, paul linde, or liberace. Snake has seen it all, delivers zingers, tells it like it is.

Lines:

SNAKE:
(Distraught)
Barkeep! Tijuana Psychiatrist! Courvoisier Floater! No Johannes, you don’t understand. Something terrible has really happened…

SNAKE:
(Obviously being fake)
my eyes aren't what they used to be! Heh, ehhh

SNAKE:
Two can play at that game you backwards old naugahide bitch.