Instructions

Job Description

Looking for a voice for Junebug:

The hot chick, The irreplaceable crush. The girl who grew up without religion... who never ʻlost her innocenceʼ and who, to this day, brings her unbridled horniness in conjunction with her  ever-present, unbelievable lack of self-consciousness and innocent quality. She is fun, honest to a fault, silly, and a slave to her compulsions... like a chimpanzee.

Junebug is your friendʼs hot sister. She works at a strip mall at a coffee place. She has no idea how to be a barista and makes really awful, cold, weird espresso drinks... but of course her  lusty clientele keep coming back because they adore her so much. She shows what is really important to people in an age when everyone is full of it about what is important to them. She always gets out of trouble and the consequences of her mistakes because she is so cute and irrepressable.

Sample Lines:

"Excuse me miss, I thought you might like to give this fuzzy wuzzy friend a home."

"I brought these CUTE stuffed animals to cheer up your friends!"

"This week I... (thinking about it) Liked boys way too much and I ate too many gummy worms and I watched Goonies six times and developed a crush on the boy at the dry cleaners and... Is it a mortal sin to be in love with a Snake?"