Instructions

Job Description

Looking for a cartoon voice for Troll:

Troll is an old troll of indeterminate age. He seems very ancient at times, as he appears almost to be made of
rough rocks or perhaps mud. His eyes are squinty, like an old manʼs, and he wears a filthy, elongated and flaccid hat that is not unlike
the hat of a Smurf. Troll has a deep, gruff voice and a heavy North London accent that sounds like a cross between
Hagrid and Mr. Weasley from Jim Daleʼs reading of Harry Potter. Troll is very funny and horribly crass and crude. Troll likes Monty Python, Are you being served?, Fawlty Towers and most definitely Black Adder II. Troll always
brings a horrid British sensibility to his situations, and has a resignedly self-assured quality.

"Gentlemen, please do excuse my dear friend Susan. I really should have been the one driving, but ever since the incident with the judas priest tour bus back in the 80's, I've been a bit reluctant to get behind the wheel."

"Oh dear me. Now she’s really gone and done it… Su-san! Even for you, that was a bit rude! Say you’re sorry to the young gents!"