Instructions

Job Description

Looking for an upbeat “Fairy Godmother”-like voice. Even though the audio will NOT be heard by children (as you’ll understand when you read the script), the voice should SOUND like it’s talking to children. And even when the subject matter turns more R-rated at the end, it should still SOUND just as cheery and innocent and fairy-tale-like as if it was talking about flowers, kittens, etc.) The whole thing should ideally be around 55 seconds, but definitely not more than 60 seconds.

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Thanks for calling Tooth Fairy Headquarters International. I am the Tooth Fairy and, as most people know, I deliver money to children when they lose a tooth. But what most people DON’T know is WHY this is tradition and what lesson it is intended to teach children. So this message is intended to set the record straight once and for all as to the true lesson that I, the Tooth Fairy, am attempting to teach children.

[NOTE: The last 3 lines of the script have been removed from this posting because they contain some curse words and adult content. Please only submit a demo if you are ok doing R-rated humor. There is no *explicit* adult content.]