Instructions

Job Description

About thirty seconds of narration for an Internet video.

[Note: The following script is to be delivered in a standard, professional announcer's voice typical of an introduction for an awards show.]

Welcome to the Viral Video Soup Awards.

Welcome back to the Viral Video Soup Awards.

And now, the conclusion of the Viral Video Soup Awards.

Hello.

Good evening.

Yes.

No.

Maybe.

Absolutely!

Not a chance.

Goodnight.