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Job Description

This project is for one of Canada's premier music production houses. I run the new media division.

Here's the script:

Dead end job?
Minimum wage?
College drop-out?
Stuck in a rut?
Wish you were rich?
Overworked?
Hate your cubicle?
Suffer from Carpel Tunnel?

You need an MBA!

That little piece of paper that gets you a big corner office! Big salary! And big perks!

Well, if you’ve always dreamed of these things – here’s your key to success.

Introducing the 7-Day MBA Diploma from the IVY-LIKE Learning College.

That’s right – an MBA diploma. In only seven days.

Some “recognized” colleges make you spend two or even three years studying for a degree.

While at ILLC an MBA takes just seven days!

You can’t even grow a decent beard in 7 days.

And while those “recognized” schools want you to study theories, and use math, we offer useful business majors – with real-office applications!

Courses like: business acronyms, office politics, teleconferencing 101, jammed photocopier repair, water-cooler smalltalk, creative expenses, belittling subordinates and many, many more.