Santa Demo
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EnglishVoice Age
Senior (55+)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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Torie Clarke. Big tour voice productions. My life is all about lists. Making lists, checking lists, checking them a second time. Being prepared is the greatest tool I have in my sack, so to speak. I don't travel very often. In fact, only once a year the rest of my time is spent packing. Quite frankly, I'm across minute heart. So I appreciate quality and attention to detail. Homeric Christmas, Very Christmas boys and girls. Mom or Dad could win $2500 by uploading your best Scared of Santa photo by December 15. Now, that's a great memory. Sort of. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Reginald Elf. We called you all in today because, well, something's up with Santa, and we're not sure exactly what it is that may just be 340 year burnout for all we know. Now, one of our special ops elves intercepted this voicemail of Santas and well, just have a listen for yourselves. Okay? Gerald, Roll it. Ho ho! Merry Christmas. It's me, Santa Claus. And I'm here in the North Pole with my elves, my reindeer and not Hojo. Mrs Claus, I can't take your call right now. But you can help me out by letting me know what I can bring you for Christmas. If you would like a wooden doll, say the word doll. If you would like a sweater, say the word sweater. Santa can't help but notice that you didn't make a selection. Were you expecting more choices or you too good for a dollar sweater? Well, what do you want for Christmas then, huh? I bet you like an iPod or a Nintendo Wii or an X box wouldn't do your greedy little broth. Do you know how hard it is to make something like that? I've already electrocuted four hours trying to replicate that damn iPhone. Four elves, these air. Not still technicians there. Basically semi retarded midgets in green tights with an addiction to helium. And here you are too good for a dollar a sweater wanting me to risk the lives of my retarded elves. Have you forgotten the true meaning of Christmas? Well, guess what? No. You got nothing. You can kiss Santa's frostbitten Rosie, run us on Goto. Yeah, it kind of goes downhill from there, but I think you'll get the picture now. We have to be extra sensitive to Santa's feelings and work extra hard this year. And please, please be careful when working around the electricity. Alves, we don't need any more accidents. All right, everyone, back to work and have a safe day.