Watkins Radio Aircheck '07

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When was your man more of a woman than you? What do you mean? I will get to that. Okay. Uh, as you When were you more of a woman than your wife? OK. Or 36113 Here's what made me think of it. I went shopping yesterday with Jen, and we were in this big shopping mart and we found a T store. Okay, Like hot tea. Right. And we're going there because I don't drink coffee. I only drink tea like everyone else on the show. Not going. And I'm getting excited because there's all these different flavors of tea. Okay, Well, every day I have green tea, but who knew? There's 24 different green tea flavor. There's some Earl Grey. There's white. There's all the other stuff with one that tastes like Rice Krispies doesn't even taste like. Are you kidding? I kid you not. I get in there and I started talking to the tea lady, and I am getting into it, really? Like we're opening up the bottles of tea and I'm smelling them. And she's like, Do you smell the hint of Jasmine and the tea here? Oh, yeah, I do small eyes that lavenders maybe is there one with lavender? I could see lavender and my TV have lavender scare me. Joe and Jenn is standing at the door going, What's wrong with Supposed to marry you in two weeks? Who? Rosemary. I've never had rosemary tea before. Gen wasn't too happy with the whole thing. Danna, when was your man more of a woman than you? I have gotten really, really ill. And they take me upstairs to intensive care. And I was like, Honey, you got take my purse home. I don't want to leave it here, so, you know, anybody gets into it, okay? Figuring he'd throw it in the bag with my clothes. So he picks up my shoulder bag and throws it over his shoulder and marches out of the hospital. That's great. Look better on him than me. Well, you know, you always. You always want things look better on you. The accessories they have to look better on the Manchester Exactly bag. Let me ask you, what's issues matching the purse? You don't know he had It was everything that wasn't an alligator bag or anything like that wasn't just love my new coach. I hope you're talking. I need to address something that's just been driving me nuts. Eyes the John Watkins flip plots. Uh oh. What's wrong with my flip flops? It's summertime. You won. Okay, rial men where? Shoes. They don't wear flip flops meant to beef jerky to I think we have all established. I'm not a real man. You have this weird thing about not wearing ah shorts to work. You don't wear a pair of shorts to work and you have some nice shorts. I've seen your night shorts. Thank you. I like to be professional, though, and wear pants to work. Then that Why in the world are you wearing flip flops? Toe work? It's summertime. Flip flops are okay. I don't think men can wear flip flops, period, let alone at work. So you're saying shorts are OK, but flip flops aren't okay in our place of business, I think shorts air. Okay, it's warm outside. It's a nice form of air conditioning. No, but its point pants with flip flops. But the sandals actually allow just enough air to circulate. I don't think you can. I don't think I think it's unforeseen. Casual Yeah, I'm casual, professional, and you need the wax. The top of those deals. 10. And you guys are in Southern California. You don't get it. No, we're not. We're in Kansas. What are you doing Staring at people speed so much? I just I think that I don't know. Maybe I Maybe I have some foot. We're learning a lot about Dan. This I think. OK, I'll tell you what it is. I'll be honest with you. Yes, I look at a woman's feet and I look at a woman's hands because you can tell a lot about a woman from their feet in their hands. If they take care of their feet and they take care of their hands, that means they take care of themselves. They have pride in themselves. And then you can go on from that point, huh? Men, You can kind of do the same thing. And if a man is wearing flip flops and he's got gnarly looking feet, you know, the guy doesn't care about himself, and he doesn't care about anything around it. That's the bottom line. And you are borderline. Oh, how dare you that Robin Robin! Good morning. All I can say is, at least he's not wearing plaid shorts, flip flops and black socks that you need. That's right. I only do that on Friday nights. I don't know if you saw this, but came out in the paper a few days ago. Steve Irwin's family has approved the new release of a talking Crocodile Hunter doll. Really? Yeah, the products in a retail for about $22. It's gonna come out this spring is gonna have all of Steve's favorite sayings on it, like cry keys and lychee. This is a butte in all those horrible Australian accent. That's why didn't go there. Yeah, um, I was wanting What celebrity doll would you like to see? What about a Rosie O'Donnell foot in mouth doll? Via pretty good. How about the James Brown? You could actually have a James Brown purse, and they could just sing around hit pop. I got a brand new bank, you know, you're like a man purse. You could do that. What about Britney Spears down with extra undergarments? Alright. So about three years ago, I was at the red carpet premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean, and that premier was actually at Disneyland, and they did the red carpet on Main Street and wrapped it around into adventure Land, where they had a huge screen on the lake where they were gonna premier the movie, right, that big grandstand set up. So after the premiere, after the red carpet was over, I was walking over to the premiere and I said, You know, I have to use the restroom. So right by the big screen there is in a restroom and I went inside and I was using the urinal on incomes. Orlando Bloom Wow! And, um oh, shut down, Johnny. Oh, the crazy produced it. Yeah, he's 49 Jerry Bruckheimer, Orlando Bloom and Jerry Bruckheimer walk in with the director in tow on. So next thing I know, Jerry Bruckheimer's on one side munchies. 49 He wears a leather jacket and he's insane on I have Orlando Bloom on the other side, who pretty much has Amir in his hand and is checking his hair every four minutes. Okay, really. And then the directors behind and the director is angry as can be because he doesn't like the fact that not showing the movie inside, Uh, because The lighting's bad outside, right? I guess. And so he's swearing at Jerry Bruckheimer saying how he's ruining the premiere of his film. And Jerry is tearing this guy a new one, saying that he would be nothing without him. What urinal? Atlanta blue thes Welcome The Wichita Rollergirls. So I gotta ask you, uh, first off, is it really or is it fake? Israel? Wait a minute. Realize in. It's really because you're skating around and you're bumping each other or realizing you're actually fighting for position. Well, there are gonna be fights that are gonna be breaking out. Everything all right? Hey, back off that day's KFT. I felt one. A 1.3 is We go ring side to the journal broadcast group Roller Derby rink with Dan Animal and Sir Kreisel going on your mind. All right. There's a lot of a lot of what happens when a man is laying in the fetal position, pulling on his elbow crying way