Jeff McNeal - Deadpan, Ironic Demo

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Description

Two of the reads were actual bookings from this site. But all reflect that smug, flat, deadpan delivery that seems to be in vogue right now.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
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