Presidents Galore!
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Good evening. This is President Barack Obama. Yes, We can elect a better president. I want you to listen to May. I did not have sex with that barbecue sandwich. Well, this is President Ronald Reagan. It has come to my attention, courtesy of my wife, Nancy, that apparently I am the president of the United States. This is president of McAda. And I would like to point out that the worst possible allergy you can have is a peanut allergy and hemorrhoids combined. Hey, everybody, this is W. George W. Bush reminding you that drugs are never the answer. Well, unless the question is still narcotics with five letters. Right, Daddy? Uh, yeah, that's right. Signing. I tell you what. I taught him everything he knows, and somehow he still turned out to be a *******. And my fellow Americans ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do with Marilyn Monroe in a tight dress. Audio. This is Lyndon B. Johnson. The past 34 years, I have served Congress. I have been a state senator and president of the United States, and the closest I ever came to kissing a horse was Eleanor Roosevelt. I swear to God, this is Richard Milhouse. Nixon and I have been accused of being a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. And I've never heard a more twisted, dumb joke that last one about Eleanor Roosevelt.