Cowboy
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EnglishVoice Age
Senior (55+)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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I'm not apologizing toe anybody for shooting. That s O B. You see, About three days ago, Doris, she's the barmaid at Sam's, out on County Road 44. She came to the house and said, Caleb, you better get yourself up to the North 40 and see what the **** is going on with your barn. That's all she said. And then she drove off. I got into the pick up and headed there, and when I got close enough to see what was going on, I just sat there in the truck in shock. Some sumbitch was up on a ladder on the east wall with a spray can. Well, not just one spray can. Probably 20 spray camps and Damn, he was painting stuff on my barn. I watched for a few seconds and he take a can of red paint and spray something. Then he'd switched to another color. He had about 2/3 of the barn covered by this time, All these people and trees and farm animals. Well, I grabbed the stoker 12 gauge off the back seat and Damn, I fired into the air. Hey, you get the **** off my land! I shouted, Would you believe that ******* didn't even turn his head? He just kept on painting. Now anyone in these parts will tell you I'm a nisi guy to get along with. But I'll be damned if I let some pink shirted kid in $30 jeans mess up my property. Two more shouts and I just about had it He was painting and I was costing and well, I guess I just figured on teaching him a lesson. So I let go with that shotgun right at him. Oh, ****, I won. Aiming to kill him. I just want to scare the bejesus out of him. And that's just what I did, I guess maybe 30 pellets or so we'll got him right in the old back door. He jumped off that ladder and headed for parts unknown, and it won until maybe three days later than Max. The sheriff's deputy came by and told me that they had caught him over in Hamilton County. Spray Peyton Fire plucks. Now don't that beat all