Humorous On-Hold Messaging

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Description

Alli was given free rein to humorously improvise for this on-hold message for an adult store.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (General) North American (South West - Texas) North American (US General American - GenAM) North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Why Hello there. It's me, Ali. That girl from Wild 94 1 60 meeting you here. Thank you for calling Todd Couple Superstore couples choice since 1969 0 yeah, that's a coincidence. I'm sorry we had to put you on hold, but since I gotcha, let me tell you about all the great stuff that Todd has to offer. Located on the quarter of Fletcher and Nebraska in Tampa, Todd Couple Superstore is a department store of Sexy, a mecca of romance and a party full of pleasure. Open 8 a.m. to 2 a.m. Seven days a week. We're sure Todd Couple superstore is the only place you'll need to visit for a crazy night on the town or a cozy night in the crib. So sit back and relax. One of our extra friendly associates will be at your service shortly. Whether planning a cozy, candlelit tub for two or a ranch filled bachelorette party of craziness, Todd Couple superstore is your one stop shop for everything. Naughty and or nice. From scented candles and flavored massage oil, toe edible undies and the largest selection of adult toys, the Todd is short to cater to your every fantasy. Thank you again for calling. Todd Couple Superstore opened 8 a.m. to 2 a.m. Seven days a week, located on the corner of Fletcher and Nebraska in Tampa. I see what you're doing with that other hand. Their ears up here, buddy. Oh, hi, kid. We really are sorry we put you on hold one of our naughty I mean, knowledgeable staff will be with you shortly. Still here, huh? Don't you wish this was TV? I'm saying all this stuff while I'm naked. Not for real, though. It's still made. Alley that girl from Wild 94 1 And I just want to thank you again for calling Todd couple superstore. No matter what. Your pleasure, Todd has got you costumes all year round lingerie, bathing suits, shoes, boots, boas, wigs. The largest and most unique selection of adult toys, games, books, DVDs, lubrication, gifts and, well, more. Remember Todd Couple Superstore is located on the corner of Fletcher and Nebraska in Tampa and is open 8 a.m. to 2 a.m. Seven days a week. It's suction. Got ahold? We could spoon if you want. I promise lovey will be with you really, really soon