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Description

These are spots which I wrote, voiced, and produced, for no good reason whatsoever.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
last year, over 325,000 of your friends and neighbors were killed or injured not by heart disease or drunk drivers, but by unattended toasters. Fact is, unattended toasters are the third leading cause of death in the United States today. In the last 20 years, toasters have killed more people than all the wars in the Western Hemisphere combined. The mighty buffalo once hunted to the edge of extinction, but now protect it carefully, bread and back again, just so you can come on in to Fuddruckers today. For a taste of the Old West, it's Fuddruckers Buffalo extravaganza. It's Macy's tasteless houseware sale. We've taken all those really tacky kitchen gadgets things you wouldn't have in your house, even on a bet, and mark them down to only 300% over cost. These are the items that our buyers got huge kickbacks on items that will never see the light of day on our shelves. Give them a skits, don't make them to charity. Sell them at garage sales. But for heaven's sake, don't get them in your home. Macy's tasteless houseware sale going on until we get rid of the ball