Bank advert (satire is key)

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Welcome to your new bank.
We make so many false claims, sometimes you fall for them sometimes you don't.

You will get a hundred pounds if you stay longer, no you won't it's just another scam.

We will keep your money safe, no we will let hackers take it away from you.

Enjoy your day ignore all of the downsides this bank has to offer, and tell your friends about us, then are business will get bigger, and we will scam you even more.

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