Jennifer Antkowiak - Character 2

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Jennifer and Kodiak. The problem with most teenage boys is that they're extremely disgusting. Really? They're literally covered in a thin film of grime called testosterone agu that make you upchuck on the spot if you come near it. So go on your date with Reggie or Greggy or crazy whoever it is. But take this pew pale with you, you're gonna need it. Oh, I'm so happy you decided to populate the field with three year old flower girls from the Kansas wedding instead of an actual defensive line. I'm sure they'll flummoxed the opposing team with a bunch of rose petals and pigtails. And don't get me started about the grandma you brought onto quarterback. I can't wait till a horribly rendition of Amazing Grace scores a 1,000,000 touchdowns. ****, I folded your shirts earlier today, but then I unfolded them again because there was nothing left to do after that. Then I watched the local weather radar for four hours. You know, the one with the computer voice that tells you the forecast which may have tried to hit on me, by the way. And by the time I was done, you were already home. So I guess what I'm saying is they need you to go upstairs and folded shirts