Audiobook - Adult - Jane Gennaro

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I feel bad about my neck. Truly, I do. If if you saw my neck, you might feel bad about it too. But it probably be too polite to let on if I said something to you on the subject. Something like I absolutely cannot stand my neck. You'd undoubtably respond by saying something nice. Like, I don't know what you're talking about. You'd be lying, of course, but I forgive you. I tell lies like that all the time, mostly to friends who tell me they're upset because they have little pouches under their eyes or gels or wrinkles or flab around the middle. And do I think they should have an eye job or face lift or bow talks or liposuction? My experience is that I don't know what you're talking about is code for I see what you mean. But if you think you're going to trap me into engaging on this subject, you're crazy.