Jim Norton - Comedian

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and I get stopped 70% of the time that I'm going through airport security. They asked me to step aside, their profiling me and they don't look at me and think Islamic terrorism. They look at me and think Oklahoma 95 I looked like every disgruntled, creepy white shooter, and it's mildly annoying. At worst, it's not that bad. Doesn't ruin your life like, could you push your arms out, please? And I write, You feel a little self conscious because you're standing in crucifixion pose, and typically nobody standing like this is doing well at the moment. And, you know, the pat down used to be a quick functionary one, and now it's a little more involved. They come under the risk that under the armpit, down the torso around the waist, one hand on the outer leg, one hand upon the inner thigh, and you really want to creep them out. When they touch the inner thigh, Go let your legs buckle a little bit. Give a sexy lab