TalkRADIO: The Jon Holmes Show - Hoops

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One of many 'Big Debates' I performed on for Jon Holmes' show on talkRADIO. The character I played was 'Geoff'.

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English

Voice Age

Senior (55+)

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British (General)

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So the Autumn statement. Boring, isn't it? It's on the front of all the papers, of course, with speculation as to how it will affect families or not. There are, of course, generic pictures, all families to illustrate the storey. There's a fiscal percentage here in a financial point there, but in actual fact, let's be honest and I know it's being discussed on all other radio stations. It's very dull indeed. Batory papers are in favour of the left wing papers. Arms in as usual. The daily mail is intolerable literally no riel Storey attached to the autumn statement. But everybody is jumping through hoops to try to pretend that there is now on the night listening to me say the word hopes there in that sentence is Matthew. He's called talk radio on 034444 for 10,000. Hello, Matthew. You know what you're saying? Yeah. Good to talk to you. So you've called talk radio on DH? You've done that because you heard me say the word hoops a moment ago. What's your problem with hoops? Why you so angry about hoops? Well, it's just a minute. Is it? You feel like you just look at it. It's just it's just green go. You go everywhere, just like it. Well, they want a rabbit. My life, You know, I don't believe in the right. Oops. I don't like what they apply, and I don't want to jump through him. And I don't want any part of me. Hope Lett's. It's a tricky one, right? Because hoops aren't offensive. Hopes are we have hopes in all walks of life, there are hoops everywhere you look. There are hopes on to suggest that you want to ban them on because you personally find offensive. It's That's not a reason, is it? What is the implication? I jumped through border? Who? I see some of our ridiculously small. You've got the hoop earrings on a girl or something? Yeah. Throughout. I loathe Where the hearing? Yeah. Yeah. Men can wear earrings. Well, they can't to be fair, Many wary. Alright, stop. Jets on the other line. Hi, Jeff. Can I bring you in on this conversation, please? Jeff? Lord John. Now, you Fine. Thanks. Nice to talk to you, Jeff. Thanks for calling in. You've called him because you've heard Matthew there. He doesn't want he doesn't want to jump on a girl's earring. No. Oh, yeah. That sounds like some foolish, foolish talk I've got. Say hopes. Amazing hopes are brilliant. Adjunct. Many hopes of every opened down the street. I'll do it. Kids gotta hope I will jump through it willy nilly showed the kid out the way. I hope I am Caca hope hoops. There you go. Matthew, listen to that. Listen to that same name. Things, Jeff. You just call me bullets from your foolish must feel I'm gonna call you from that will be your name will be Matthew. Foolish. Matthew. Listen, Do you know how to use a telephone? Five months, Jeff, What is it you like about me? Let's talk about specifically because you know, Matthew's phoned in is very angry about it. That's fine. Is allowed his opinion. We know we're not here to say you can't have an opinion, however foolish it might be, but what is it specifically about? Hopes that you you love me? You see, when I was a boy, I was about five years old. My daddy gave me like this, hoping a stick, right? The Christmas Nice. And I know I have no bloody idea to use anyone. Show making, even ignorant get. And he just likes eating from the TV. But that's not the point. I have fun with that kind of work out what to do Ever since then circle. Ultimately, it's coming, Laurie Reem says. Get a second. Sorry, the round bits. The rightness of the hit does something for me every day I forget. He hopes to eat every day like Cheerios. Anything that hope you go, Matthew. Thank you. That's very sweet that I'm really happy for you that you had a nice childhood and happy parents. Oh, you know, I probably better stop calling me that. Let's keep it. Let's keep it civil way on the on the radio We're having a grown up debate. Let's just let's just calm down a little bit because you know, you both got valid points apart from Matthew. I just want to bring it back. Teo, the facts here now. Hoops. Matthew are here. We've always had hopes. You know, Jets mentioned some the spaghetti thie airing. You've mentioned that there's the hula. You know, there are many, many hopes. I wonder what Matthew, If you got rid of them because it's all very well coming on the radio and saying you don't want to have hopes anymore. But what would you jump through as an alternative? You've got to propose a solution. You got a solution. The problem? Well, why would some proof I had the option? I have a stadium full of people cheering my name by my not by my money. I'm joining in Foolish brought. You are made problem. You may drop me. I thought I broke me. You even I have a bit of Brooks's 1932. I don't understand. That reference brought me Eva. Okay, Well, I would jump through a flaming screen with my name on it. And when I got through it, everyone will start clapping and applauding and I'll get in the ring and I'll do a power stops when you stop, You getting a ring That's like a hope You're right. Arrested Square. Was it called a ring? Will You used to be round and then people like me with Then I get in there and then they have to make it quick. I see people like you foolish people like you made things different. It's not good. You will make me so angry over here, bro. I wish I knew where you left. It would calm down. There is instant so you so you could talk to Trump Donald Trump. He's been trying to do stuff for votes as well. He's been trying back backflip room or something. Oh, my mind, Trump. Don't mention who's from E. I want to talk about the trials in Sweden that way. Trials in sweet because, you know, they've been experimenting with whooping cough, right? This is the Swedish people that have been coughing up hoops, right? Just regurgitating hopes. Hopes everywhere on his hopes, hopes coming out. Yeah, I wonder what they done it because they tweeted that don't think there are enough hopes. So they've given deliberately, given looking, even immunisation. Mineralisation. No, thank you. They injected injected people with the hoopla virus, and it's and it's made them cough up hoops. And what it's done, though, is give the country's Widmore hoops on. That can only be a good thing, Jeff, Right? Of course. Of course, the more the hopes, the more the merrier. As the old saying goes, That made up like that, you know, with the word hope as well. You can't have got too hopes in the middle of it, but you need them. Sweden needs those hoops. Good point. You're right, Matthew. Matthew. You see, you don't like hopes, but there's two hoops in the word foolish. Like in your name for Matthew means that my name. Me, I wish. I don't care what you call them things. They hate groups. They're just circles about there to be circles for to be a Ruby required mentioned brother. And there we must leave the debates as we're running out of time. It's a It's a It's a thorny issue. I mean, you can you can hear it. I mean, that z doesn't. It does. It does divide people and that the notion of hopes Matthew could use some of the debate for me in one word. Please. No. Okay. Jeff, could you please No. Very good childhood right there. We must leave it. Do we need hopes? On which side you on you with, Jeff? Do you think the hoops are a good thing or you with Matthew? Foolish thinks that hoops are about Think. Do we still need hopes? That's the question. Do we still need hoops in post Brexit Britain. When we've got sausages and roof tiles, let us know. 87 Trouble to die. A message with the word tattoo already on Twitter. Like your message with any word it like it's the big debate on talk radio In the afternoons, I'm John Holmes.