Stand up comedy

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Description

Immigrant Jam

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Oh, thank you. Thank you, baby. No, the I don't like this movie. Yeah, if you see my face on the menu using, I don't know what's happening on the head, but let's see if I help with my constant patient. Now I feel like Oh, yeah. I don't know if you noticed, but I am trying very hard not to look Chinese. Yeah, we will come to me and asked me. I'm flying. Not just between you and me. Yes, I am. I I am flying. I have to say it. I'm flying. You have to be. That's the question. I got a divorce. Yeah, with me either. And complete shock. My husband want about me. I was like, OK, why should people here on the table? Not this baby. Nobody? Yeah. Okay. You think the most traumatizing thing that ever happened to me was getting my finger while feeding a rabbit in the forest? What? Like a next one? Nick Happy for you? Yeah, I got married. Uh, yeah. It's too young to think. Husband. Beyonce, what we're doing, We're not ready for spirits, but come. Think of it. She was 8 14 Yeah, The difference is that her marriage is the happy ending. Well, my members is the trauma again. Very health backwards. I get very first and then I took on begins to and Yeah, but it was good. Those of your non immigrants out there. It's amazing. I have no idea how amazing Green car a green card and marriage come true. Best of two worlds got in there. It's America freedom and true off on the day. And they like I got married. Reading Bozo was a month before my visa. Why Sigh boyfriend Housing? Well, I don't want Yeah, I guess. Yes. Um huh. You ever have the truth between going back to time? I'm getting married. She was going back where you are, What you are doing. Go back in time if you go deeper. Go. You don't do this. Go now. I'm I have a forcible way. Yeah, it's miles per animal. Other people have, you know, cause I have a divorce lawyer. Yes. Hey, has a big guy? Yeah. First time you met me, he goes I know exactly how you you are. I can make a very, very bleak number. A lawyer only once to it the bullet you want glasses over his eyes. Why were glasses? I haven't talked to my access. One day out of the middle of nowhere. Sent me this video off a crack eating a chair? No, Never see a crab eating a cherry before. It has nothing to do. What was he thinking? Oh, my God. What a cute video. This will take a lot of mind over the expensive lawyer speeches. This crab is Terry. I away.