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Carmen Electra. Bob, This is useless. The com link signal is completely dead. Guess that'll teach ***** for signing up for a two year agreement. With that fly by night communicator out, there's got to be something we can dio. I would just say the two of us get a little more acquainted for yourself. A little been over this before. We're just friends. Well, friends don't let friends dry hump That's drive drunk. Whatever. What's a little pity sex between friends? Bob, I need you to call the database and show me everything you can on the USS El Dorado. And then we could do the horizontal mambo. All right, All right. Here it comes the curse of the El Dorado Hawkins back to the greatest disasters of all time, including Titanic, Apollo 13 and Jilly lost in the Bermuda Quadrant. The entire crew went mad, some say, because the Pirated stash of gold was cursed, dropped aboard, the men of the Eldorado were forced to face their greatest fears, causing them each to lose their minds. My greatest fear is to spend the rest of my life being associated with a character I played for just three friggin seasons, they forget I'm the one who directed three men and a baby. The point is, the building paranoia drove the crew of the Eldorado to kill one another. Did you hear that, Bob? Yeah. I'm not crying for him. The guy's been pissing and moaning the same story all the way to the bank. No, I mean about the ghost ship ***** in the others are going to face their worst fears, which will drive them all mad. They'll end up the same way as the crew of the Eldorado. Alright, that really sucks.