Theresa Moriarty's Narration Demo
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)Transcript
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Chapter one. My first and thus far, only marriage ended exactly two days before Thanksgiving. I remember the moment perfectly. I was lying on the floor of our bedroom, halfway under the bed, looking for a shoe with my favorite well worn flannel nightgown halfway to my neck. When my husband walked in wearing gray flannel slacks and a blazer. As always, he looked immaculate and was incredibly dressed. I heard him say something vaguely unintelligible, as I found the glasses I've been looking for for two years. Ah, fluorescent plastic bracelet I never knew was gone and a red sneaker that must have belonged to my son Sam, when he was a toddler. Sam was six by the time I found the law sneaker. So much for thorough cleaning at our house, apparently none of the period of cleaning ladies I had ever looked under the beds. As I emerged, Roger looked at me and I politely rearranged the nightgown. He looked embarrassingly formal as I glanced at him, the top of my hair still sticking up from my for a under the bed. What did you say? I asked him with a smile, unaware that one of the blueberries from the muffin I'd eaten an hour before was delicately lodged next to my iTunes. I discovered it 1/2 an hour later when my nose was red and I was crying and happened to see myself in the mirror. But at this point in the saga, I was still smiling with no inkling of what was to come. Judge Wajdi was a guest. No matter how much thought goes into your floral arrangements, creative cuisine, abundance of food throughout the night ease with which guests can get to the bar. How perfect the temperature in the room is. People are talking **** behind your back. I know this because I've done it at every wedding and likely so have you. And if you haven't you hold things in and that's not healthy. Check yourself. Point is **** will be said behind your back. But I worked so hard to make everything perfect. Doesn't matter in some way. You failed in the eyes of a guest or guests. Ah, wedding is a high stakes event, and that is in direct proportion to how much people will talk about it. In fact, let's take a proper moment together to let that sink in. Repeat the following phrase. 10 times in the mirror, crying, optional. People will talk **** about me and my wedding, no matter what I do to prevent it. Think of this as a calming affirmation. It's so sad. That's actually great.