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text messaging from A T and T Wireless Life happens. Shouldn't you be a part of it? So I go to the corner store and there's some guy with a goatee standing smack dab in front of the cooler, drinking that new Maxwell House coffee house, iced coffee, coffee in a bottle. So I'm flipping through the magazines, reading about thinner thighs through self hypnosis. When I hear you make that sound, when you quit smoking, you reduce the chances your Children will get asthma, bronchitis, pneumonia and other respiratory disease. And hey, Leo, know how much fun it is to have a strong, healthy baby? Remember how they were so excited? They broke all their pencils into how they made confetti out of their notebooks, how they threw everything in the air yelling summers here, here. Well, you've been vacuuming up confetti all summer, and as he's talking, I'm thinking goatee guy here, not anything like my ex. You're pretty nice. So I actually gave him my number, he says. I'll call you later. Bye. I go on grip some of that iced coffee thinking, Hey, what do I have to lose? So I drink it and then I go Could stuff first goatee guy now iced coffee in a bottle. What's next? Thinner thighs through self hypnosis. So shake and bake a chicken tonight it's better than frying.