Jeff Bergman - Impersonations

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We got a great show for you tonight. Tons of celebrities in here. I'm Jerry Seinfeld. I did the voice of the baby for the B movie. I think I like doing voices for the movies. I mean, if you're having a bad day feeling a little bloated, it doesn't matter. You doing a voice? Nobody knows what you look like. I think I would do it again if they would pay me. I don't know what we were, Joe. I guess we would do B two B three all the way up to be 12. Ah, let his gentleman asked with the defining moment of his administration. Would be George W. Bush responded. We have a certain amount of resolve. We will not falter. We will not fail. We will get those a kodama tatters wherever they are. There are no words in my vocabulary that could describe your performance. It was dreadful. It was absolutely horrendous. Do you know me now? You know you don't know anything so matter with you. Then I tell you not to talk to anybody. You don't say anything. Come over there. And a shovel. Ice pick in your ear. Well, people like you need people like me. You need my ideas. Well, you use words like honor, code, loyalty. You want answers. Well, let me tell you something. You can handle the truth. In 1966 Andy Do Frame escaped from Shawshank Prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar, so and an old rock hammer worn down to the nubs. I remember thinking they would take a man 600 years the tunnel through the wall with it old, and he did it in less than 20. Hello, This is Larry King. This just in, folks. A private conversation of Vice President **** Cheney talking to Donald Rumsfeld. You listen to me is what you're gonna dough. I want you to find that guy gag, um, Jamie's head into a garbage compact that cut the head off and bring it to me screaming so I can give it to his daughter as a wedding gift is the least I can go get fish