Sports Talk Trump
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my fellow American tree Citizens. Right now, our country faces the big leagues divide it's ever seen in its entire history. So that's why I, Donald Trump, greatest president of all time. I'm going to bring the people back together with the segment I like to call sports talk trump. Every week, twice a week by weekly, I'm going to be delivering press conferences that talk about the hottest new stories in sports, from football to curling to basketball and back to curling. Because Donald loves the curling, said the ladies, I'm going to be covering everything you need to know. So come on, losers fire away with those questions That way. You chup Chup Load Bullet Clark from the lacrosse. Better Cherner. Mr President What? Your thoughts about Aaron Rodgers and the rumors swirling that he's dating Nick Jonas. Well, I'd say those rumors air shocking, to say the least. I had no idea that Aaron Rodgers was part of the legit Excuse me, the LGBT community, especially since he just came off his win on the best the red, and if anybody was going to be dating a Jonas brother, I would expect it to be Tony Roma, next question, Trump, I even Chang Bay Area News. A two parter. Mr President, do you think that there will be locker room tension between Kevin Durant and Steph Curry this year related to their shoe endorsements? And do you think that America can bring home the Nike and under armour factories that make their shoes back to American soil? No, no, There's not gonna be any locker room competition between those two shoe brands because they're both gonna be behind the new Trump Force ones. I have an executive deal right now with Dennis Rodman and Kim Jeong Eun. North Korea is going to start cranking these shoes out, and they're gonna be number one in the world. Best shoe in the world. Best fit. You can pump him. You can even do great things with them, their nuclear powered. So once those is at the market, K D and Steph Curry are gonna be for gotten bucks Question. But will they be built in America? No, no, no way. Too expensive. Next question. Rusty Smith with the mobile dental. Do you think that Nick Saban still has one of his baby tooth left? Yes, then and just told me about this from Breitbart. You know what I'm gonna say? That he has a baby to every American is nostalgic. We want to hold on to something from years past. I'm not gonna say it, but I myself I collected of Ivanka's teeth, her baby teeth when she was younger, and sometimes they put them in my mouth. Because if she wasn't my daughter, I'd have her teeth make my dentures. Next question. Ah, Larry Smith from NBC Sports NBC Sports is thick news. Get out of here with that bush. I need another question. Trump, over here. This is Bryce with vice news. L. A. Do you think Big Baller brand is Theo The American Dream or what? Well, I've gotta hand it to you, because that whole family has got a heck of a lot of bugs. You've got Lamar Ball, Lemelle a ball and LeVar Ian Ball. Don't forget about Jefferson Ball. The unknown kid gonna be a superstar. Believe me, I know the best and brightest before anybody knows them, but it's great for them to start. Their own brand might be a little bit too pricey for some. I personally have 18 pairs as well as the big baller brand briefs. They're very snug around my incredibly huge junk. But as I stated earlier with the release of the Trump Force ones with Rodman and the own endorsement, we make a trifecta of an unbeatable shoe company with a great soul. You see what I did there? Even I've got dad jokes. I got time for one last question. Who's got it Caught? My Colston from the Houston Chronicle Do you think that T. J. Watt is gonna be better than J. J. Watt? This is incredibly intriguing question. That's a lot of what's in that statement, but I think that you can't base a whole season off of one performance. T J what may have had the better game. In fact, he might be defensive rookie of the year, But you can't get the fact that JJ what comes before T. J. What an alphabetical order. You have to count the rules. That's why I believe the best one of them all is their youngest brother, A. J. What? Because he outranks them in alphabetical order. He's got more letters in his abbreviated name, which is a big, big league deal, and I areas when heck of a football stud. All right, that's all the time I have right now. Mike Pence's pulled around his Toyota Prius, and I need to go back to the White House. So you, the youtuber. If you want to ask me some questions that I might answer in the upcoming weeks, you better subscribe to my YouTube channel. Could sports stop Trump? Or you can always follow me on the tweet waves at sports Tout Trump on Twitter? Because if I'm not talking about myself with a microphone, I'm tweeting about myself while I'm taking a deuce. I hope everyone has a bigly great week, and I will see you in a little bit for the second press conference, trump out.