Sports Talk Trump Episode 3
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Hello, listeners. Or should I say Ola coming off my U. N press conference, which was the best. Believe me, I've decided to be a little bit more international. And as my first international press conference here in Moscow, Russia. Come on, puppets, Fire away! Way! Get question, please. You in the funny hat. Care to share your thoughts on earthquake in Mexico? Awful. I love Hispanics more than any demographic, believe me. And what happened was a national tragedy. But it did shed light on who the rial Bad hombres are the tectonic plates. That's why I am updating my travel ban to include geologists. I do not want any geologists to come to America. Okay, leave your plates at home, please. Next question, Mr Trump, do you think this is the year for Alex Ovechkin? And what about the rumors that he is a K g B sleeper agent targeting Sidney Crosby? You know, I really think this is the year for the Washington Nationals. And you might ask Trump, How do you know? Well, duh. I own a box cause I'm the freakin president. All right, well, if he's targeting Cindy Crosby, he's not gonna bring any harm to any Americans. So I'm okay with that. As long as it's going after Canadians. Completely acceptable. Next question. What about Figo? Shortage at Washington Redskins Stadium? About God, This was a nightmare. We had another one of those liberal protests. March of the Gigolos Juggalos. Excuse me. Much of the juggalos. They all came on Washington protesting that we need to accept them. I don't care if you like to put makeup on. If you do whatever, that's totally fine. Just grab your soda and moved to San Francisco. You've drank all the Bago in the city, and believe me, I'm not going to replace it with any Bush League RC Cola. And before I get to the last question, I just want to wish Oh, my Jewish friends. Ah, happy Rocher, Shona Or, as I like to call it, the rush Cash Begosh. Especially you, Ben Stein. All right, I'm ready for that last question. What? This prediction for tomorrow's Thursday football at night? Oh, I'm totally stoked for tomorrow's night game between the Los Angeles Ramblers and the San Francisco 60 Niners I made Come Hunt. It's been such a great rival. We win Northern California goes down on Southern California. Such a heated, sweaty, messy, sometimes bloody rivalry. Okay, you just got both teams pounding and pounding and pounding at that hole. All game defensive struggle until bam! The H back goes right through the tight end and pounds a giant hole through the line. I think is gonna be a close one, though. 60 Niners 10 Rammer is three because the 60 Niners always finish on top through through use. What's that Putin Ansari lives in? Gentlemen, we need to go. Just a quick reminder that I'll have another press conference coming up this Sunday. So make sure you follow me on the Interwebs at sports stuff. Trump on YouTube and at sports took Trump on Twitter. So now I'm going to go play a little bit of er and have a couple brewskies with my BFF in the entire freaking world. Vladimir Putin. I mean, we're just friends. I can't stress that enough, But sometimes I wish we a little bit more than friends, right, Putin, get your hands off my ******* hips. Very boy. Oh, of course you're the best. Yes! DT y el everyone