George's Bathroom Problem
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General) North American (US New York, New Jersey, Bronx, Brooklyn)Transcript
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well after dinner last week, she invites me back up to her apartment. Well, it's this little place with this little bathroom, and it's like, right there, you know, it's not even down a little hall or an out clove. You understand there's no buffer zone, so we start to fool around, and it's the first time in its early on, and I begin to perceive this impending intestinal requirement whose needs are going to surpass by great lengths, anything in the sexual realm. So I know I'm going to have to stop. And as this is happening, I'm thinking, even if I can somehow momentarily extricate myself from the proceedings and relieve this unstoppable force, I know that that bathroom is not going to provide me with the privacy that I'm going to need to. So I finally stop and I say, I'm Tatyana. I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I think it would be best if I left and the no, not not after during. So I'm dressing and she's staring up at May, struggling to compute this unprecedented turn of events. I don't know what to say to reassure this woman and worst of all. I don't even have the time to say it. The only excuse she might possibly have accepted was if I told her that I am, in reality, Batman, and I'm very sorry. I just saw the bat signal.