Cease and Desist

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Television Ad
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Description

A satire of a PSA provided for the company which produces Worcestershire Sauce, discussing their preferences regarding the pronouncing of their product.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
an announcement. I've been asked to make the following announcement. The Worchester Shire Sauce Company off America is announcing a national cease and desist, starting immediately on the mispronouncing of its products name after years of patient toleration for what is truly an insulting, an intolerable misuse of the language, the executives have voted unanimously to stop this egregious error with a threat. A possible prosecution if a law can be found. That was broken. Hens From this point forward, any party or all parties which pronounced Worchester Shire sauce as we're Chester Sauce No or 10 W 30 shire sauce or weird brown stuff. Or dare we say, Wow, ouster sauce or let me draw you a picture. It's faster. Or, of course, wish her sauce. Let's just say that these individuals have been four. Warned it. Is that it, man? Is that Is that all you need? You know, help! ****, I didn't even think they made this stuff anymore.