I've Learned That....
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General) North American (US South)Transcript
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All I can say is that sometimes things happen, and at the most inopportune times to say the least. Just a few examples of this is when the water heater went out. Where do you think I waas? I was in the shower when the washer went on the fritz. Yep, a full load. So toe every last sock in soapy detergent when my friends brakes failed. Well, I was nowhere near her car that day. I don't care what that judge says, so my point is you need to be ready for any given situation at any given time. So that is why I am writing you this handbook on life and the things that I've learned while living it. So maybe you will go into it with a little more knowledge than my friends, and I did. I will briefly share with you a few minor details that will help you understand the meaning behind some of these things my friends and I learned while in college Not to say we learned these things in the classroom, and not to say they are meaningful, but simply put, we learned them while we attended an institution of higher learning it seems the most useful knowledge you gain while pretending to listen in human anatomy and physiology is that you should not have participated in Kappa Sig party the night before midterm exam. See, there's already one thing I learned some of these things your common sense and some of these things air nonsense. I will leave it to you to figure these things out, or maybe even search out my friends after I'm gone. Of course, to explain them to you if they can even remember, we sometimes naturally enhanced our thought process. So we were a little more than creative and are thinking at times please notice. I did not say critical in our thinking. Just keep that in mind as you read the remainder of this book. And I believe you'll understand the majority of this rambling nonsense as a group of friends. We all had a hand in creating this list, but my best friend Patty, started this book. She has all the files and all the scrap papers on which these great revelations air jotted. Everyone took part in coming up with these revelations. As I share with you these things we learned I will let you in on which one of my friends learn what I will use only first names as to protect the not so innocent.