As Dead As A Vampire - retail sample from Amazon/ Audible

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Description

A humorous tale of a young witch aided by her cat who solves crime in a magical town

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

British (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
don't forget to eat some toast. You're going to need your strength. I picked up a thick piece of buttery toast and pointed it a grand. Has this got something to do with me being a witch? I took a bite on the delicious salty butter ran over my tongue. Grand did make amazing toast. Yes, the toast was waved at her again. Does it have something to do with our work in brimstone? Grant gave me an impatient look. Yes, it does. Will you stop asking questions and let me tell you everything she tooted and stroked all of his glossy black fur. Honestly, Oliver, she's so impatient. Oliver purred and said, She gets it from you. Another explanation as well as being a witch. I can talk to cats and they can talk to me. That really freaked me out at first, but now I've got used to it. I took another bite of toast and waited for grand to go on, she said, You know, the crime rate is on the increase in brimstone. It's that black magic at work. We still don't know where the black magic is coming from, but it's affecting the behaviour of many citizens in brimstone. Well, you know that. You've been investigating the crimes with me. How many cases of theft and vandalism have we dealt with this? Last week, she shook her head too many. It's never been like this before. I wouldn't have been able to cope on my own. I can't tell you how glad I am to have your help. I swallowed the toast. I love helping you grand. I'm having a great time. And I love meeting all the supernatural creatures who live in brimstone. I didn't know there was so many different species. I expected where wolves and vampires. But what was that creature again with three heads? The one who stole the motorbike from outside the town hall. Grand frowned, Gil, but he's a kind of yoga. I didn't want to talk about him. I'm still in shock over what he did. He's never done anything like that before, which confirms something evil is in the air in brimstone. It wouldn't surprise me if one of the witches from the outer lands has cast a spell over the town just for the sheer fun of watching the chaos. Anyway, we don't have time to talk about that now. The reason my have Pactual suitcase is because I want you to live in brimstone for awhile a while, I gulped. How long is a while? A week, a month, a year?