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we take you now into the sighting life of the world's most Underqualified detective detective picked. It was the end of the day, and I was sitting behind my desk looking for my car keys when suddenly it hit me. I don't have a car. That's when she walked in and I knew my fate was sealed. As my blood pressure rose. She told me her problem. Detective ****, my father's miss. It's on my car keys, but you don't have a car. Beauty and brains. It's a very important man, detective with dangerous political enemies. Where did you leave him? Less. She's be serious. Can you find him? Of course I could, but apparently she'd never heard of me. So I was on the case and my fate was seen. Let me get this straight on. You want to know if I've seen any important people who gold must have a grown daughter and might be distressed about the fact that they've been kidnapped? Right? People could be any HD days. Never grown daughter. I was getting nowhere when a well dressed man appeared out of nowhere and handed me an envelope, an invitation toe, high profile political ball everyone there will know something about guy you're looking for takes place tonight. So you better hurry. I've noticed the envelope was labeled fate and it was sealed, so I threw it away and went to New York instead while I was having my shoes shone that it would not be able to fight you. Yes, that will teach you dipping a poor immigrant cup driver on a Friday night. You very unpleasant person. Wake up, buddy. Hey, you got taken for all your money. My friend Cabbie figured you owed him, so he took your shoes. Shoes on a bad day, huh? Yeah. Listen, I got a friend Can Opie out. Detective ****. Tony the shoe on says the yogi. Oh, Detective, My family just happens to be in the shoe business. Shoot for a little protection. We could set you up on Valium. Wuerffel's for life. What are you loitering in front of my storm? Where you could liken insects leaf? I was beginning to think no one liked me in this town when I found a friend. Boy, are you a sad sight or what, sweetheart? What? You needed to push in the right direction. Don't you come over to this alley and I have some really mean things. Have been waiting this whole tape just to get their hands on the way I sail. Chappy must be executed by morning. Time is of the essence in this movie book that will be done. Pair common. We mustn't say this time. I knew my feet was seen. Not yet, my friend. I've got a plan. Who are you? Clever. Jack and I have devised a very clever plan to get a sign of this dumpy Lord. Thank you. Never get out of here alive, fullest. Until, um, what's your plan? Clever, Jack. You just pull up some Segway music and Miranda here is easy. Wait for me. Hey, this isn't fair. Hey, it was my idea. I went alone. Cost. I am alone. When the Segway had finished, I found myself in a strange sitting that seemed it seemed to be another time. Another dimension. Detective **** had found himself in the back, beats lads and leather jackets approached me. Has been a hard day's night day. You want to hear some music late? He looks like he could use a new perspective on his life. He looks like he could use a new code. Have you ever heard of this, mate? I knew, Of course. The Dave Clark five. Come on in the club and check us out, friend. You'll be glad you did. Don't have time for that. You'll be sorry. You will. We're gonna be bloody legends. Your personal The chance of a 30 person crossed my path. Excuse me? You'll be wanting to know where you are, right? Yes, there. They always stick me with these things for no reason. So you find out where you are your own sense, friend. What do you think you're doing? Walking on this side of the street? Well, I just Anybody knows around here, you're supposed to be walking on the other side of the street from the side. You're walking on it all time. Yeah, but I faced Wait a minute. Your detective, Dear Contra, How did you know your their starter this piece. I make it my business to know that much. Johnson, get over here. Yeah, You know who this is? Johnson? Yeah, that's Detective ****. He's the story the species notes of really loved Detective. That's right, Johnson. So you know what It's our civic duty to do. Don't you weigh, have toe, bring up evil music and turn this guy over into the bad guys of this piece? No, please. No. They're leavin. Playing cotton moss for a long time, Detective ****. You thought you could have smartened genius Mitty little brains your half e Think we should do away with them publicly in front of everyone busts. It makes it harder for him to escape with that music trick again. We will do that very thing right here. On this time, I really knew my fate was sealed. I think I hear more lusted music buses. It's that's why James Bond, you don't mean you Secret Agent Double 075620 Theo. The case was all wept up. Bond took care of the bad guys and returned the girl's father to my care. This allowed me to take all the credit and of course I did. I didn't get a chance to be on this tape. Is the home of appropriate for this state? Me, I could have been appropriate. What about further? No, You didn't have any old people, did people? Sounds about