David and the Devil
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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day. Oh, come on. It's so nice to see you again. David. Do you remember our little arrangement? Right. To be honest, it's all kind of hazy. Look, do you think you could give me a few minutes? I'm really busy, David. That's pretty rude. Well, so is busting in on the guy while he's just trying to use the bathroom. I mean, who do I look like to you, Elvis? No, I'm not dying on the toilet. You're a cheeky one, David. But I'm here to collect, so Oh, my God. What is your soul? What about it? Oh, right. You're humans Can't just see these things. Here, let me. What is that? That's your soul, David. Wow. What did you do this thing? Well, this is so sad. It looks like your favorite hobby is kicking puppies or something. How is your relationship with your parents? Are you okay? I have no idea how to take this from you. Tell you what, have three more years. If you can stop selling prescription narcotics to kindergartners or whatever it is you've done to get here, you can keep your soul. So you win three. Wait, wait. ****. Does this mean I have to be like vegan or something?