Annie Hall

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Description

My rendition of the opening monologue in ‘Annie Hall’.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

British (General) Irish (General) North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Okay, so there's this old joke. They're these two elderly women at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of them says, Boy, the food at this place is just terrible. The other one goes, Yeah, I know. And these air such small portions That is essentially how I feel about life. It's full of loneliness and misery and suffering, and the whole thing is over way too quickly. The other important joke for May is one that's usually attributed to Groucho Marx, but I think it appeared burst in Freud's wit and its relation to the unconscious. I'm paraphrasing, but goes something like this. I would never want to be long Teoh any type of club that would have someone like me for Remember, that is the key joke in my life. In regards to my relationship with women. You know why I turned 40 last week and I've had all these wild thoughts going through my head? I don't know. Maybe I'm having some sort of life crisis or something. It's It's weird, you know, I'm not afraid of getting older. I'm going slightly bold on top, but I think that's the worst thing you can say about me. You know, I I think I'm gonna get better As I get older. I think I'm gonna be the the balding viral time, you know, as opposed to the the distinguished Grey, or I'm gonna be neither of those two guys gonna be walking through grocery stores, pushing a cart, dribbling out the side of my mouth and going on about socialism.