American Gods regular voice

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Description

Excerpt from American Gods using my regular voice.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
I could believe things that are true, and I could believe things that aren't true. And I could believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I could believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. I believe that people are perfectible. That knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis. Nice ones that look like wrinkly lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want to our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks, and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day white buffalo woman is going to come and kick every borns s. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating that the decline in good sex in America's coincident with the decline in driving movie theaters from state to state, I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks, and I believe