Conversational, funny monologues Blue Bottle decaf coffee Pandora radio spots

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Description

This was my audition on Aug. 9, 2018 for these spots. I improvised some of my own little jokes in there. This was the direction posted:

Artistic Direction:
Age: 25-40
Gender: male
General Tone: Not too sarcastic but with a twinge of attitude; Conversational as if they’re telling you a story over coffee with evident humor in their voice.
Example Voices: Men: Seth Meyer; Women: Ali Wong

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Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Young Adult (18-35)

Accents

North American (Canadian-General) North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
Some people have an awesome thing going like only Children and royalty and those professional sleepers and Finland trust me, look it up. Blue bottle coffee knows what it's like to be awesome because they're decaf. Tastes awesome, just like the rest of their coffees taste awesome. It's all thanks to the all natural Swiss water process that gently coaxes caffeine out of the bean while still maintaining the nuances and flavour. So you're dry. Decaf cappuccino tastes like coffee and not whatever it is that other decaf tastes like. Really, I have no idea. Try one free when you visit blue Bottle between 3 to 5 p.m. And say the words Swiss water decaf way to take awesome to a whole other level offer limited to participating blue bottle locations. And while supplies last, some people just have it all, don't they? Money. Good looks, Intelligence. A really great blender. I'm so jealous of my friends. Susan's blender blue bottle coffee has a lot to boast about. Two, because they're decaf has all the aroma and taste you'd expect from blue bottle just without the caffeine. It's all thanks to the all natural Swiss water process that gently coaxes caffeine out of the beam while still maintaining all the nuance and flavour. So your decaf core Tato tastes every bit is delicious as your regular one. Actually, could I say core Tato again? I really like saying that word as your regular court Tato. Thanks. Try one free when you visit blue Bottle between 3 to 5 p.m. And say the words Swiss water decaf. Knowing them, it'll taste perfect. Typical right offer limited to participating blue bottle locations. And while supplies last, some people are double amazing like rock stars that become actors and doctors that are lawyers and voice actors who were really good looking. Don't look at my photos online. Just trust me on this one. Blue bottle coffee is double amazing like that because they have super delicious coffee drinks and super delicious decaf coffee drinks. It's all thanks to the all natural Swiss water process that gently coaxes caffeine out of the bean while still maintaining all the nuance and flavour. So your decaf americano with room tastes like Get this on Americana with room just without the caffeine. See what we did there. Try one free when you visit blue bottle between 3 to 5 p.m. and say the magic words Swiss water, decaf, delicious and free. That's double amazing, which is what I've been talking about. So you see how it all came? Full circle here. Offer limited to participating blue bottle locations. And while supplies last