Gil's House of Tax Consulting and Taxidermy (spoof commercial)
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EnglishVoice Age
Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General) North American (US South)Transcript
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Hey, all this geel is doing your taxes tearing your guts out. Or is Terrence um guts out tearing your guts out? Either way, o gills here to tell you the you ain't got a mess with either one of them no more. Welcome to Gill's house, a tax consultant and taxidermy. It's no coincidence that the formaldehyde to body weight ratio of your latest amount and the amortization of your company vehicle are the exact same calculation. And we got it down to a science. We stand by our satisfaction guaranteed promise due to the fact that we get extra busy during hunting season and tax season. The occasional oversight slipped bias. In fact, just last week, on behalf of one of our clients, we accidentally made a quarterly 9 41 withholding deposit of three raccoon gall bladders to the I. R. S show. To rectify the situation, we sent him three more from tannin hides to target it out. It's from D greasers to deductions from mortgage interest to moth proofing, from Social Security to softening agents. We handle it all, so whether you'd like to stuff a squirrel or you'd like the I R. S to stuff it. We provide you with plenty of options. And remember, if they audit your otter, we'll get you out of hot water.