Craigslist Missed Connections - 8/18/2018

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A favorite pastime of mine is to read the Missed Connections section of Craigslist and bask in the unintended comedy of it all. So I decided to parlay it into a voice demo (SFW entries only).

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Language

English

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

Note: Transcripts are generated using speech recognition software and may contain errors.
I'm Andrew Shelling. And this is Craigslist, Miss Connections, August 13th Cedar Hill. I know this is a long shot, but you were with your kids a boy and a girl yesterday. The 12th of August. You asked me a question about a shoe. What was it that you asked? I don't know if I'm right or not, but I want to say you gave me a few looks. I know I did. And I liked what I saw. I'm sure I made that obvious. I looked for you when you left. I saw you look back in through the store window as you were walking past August 18th Fort Worth. I was in the black convertible last night. Clean cut. Older gentlemen. Fit graying hair. You were in a black Lexus, maybe forties. Looked like a business professional. We were next to each other on 3 77 You smile, But I was having a bad day. I wish I had smiled back. If you see this, let's grab a drink some time. Take a ride with the top down at night. August 12th. Chilies. Richardson, Texas. Hi there again. We spoke as I was leaving with carry out around 4 30 Sunday. I think you were waiting for it to go order. You have a gorgeous smile that really caught my eye. I'd like to know more about you if you see this, open parentheses, fingers crossed, close parentheses. Police respond. And let me know either what I was wearing or what I was driving. I really wanted to come back in and speak to you, but I had food getting cold. Sad face. I hope to hear from you.