The Turbo-Encabulator

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Written as a spoof in 1944, this techno-babble piece is still funny. Recorder in November, 2018.

Vocal Characteristics

Language

English

Voice Age

Senior (55+)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

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for a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would work to not only supply inverse, reactive current for use in unilateral phase detectors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing Cardinal Graham Meters. Such a machine is the turbo in calculator. Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of the power being generated by the relax of motion of conductors and flexes, it is produced by the Motilal interactions of Magneto reluctance and capacitive direct INTs. The original machine had a base plate of pre fabulous did emulate, surrounded by a malleable log rhythm, a casing in such a way that the to spur ving bearings were in direct line with the Petra metric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydro Coptic Marzel veins so fitted to the Ambi Fassi Int looter vein shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus adult, a type placed in panna dir mix semi bullet slots in the stater, every seventh conductor being connected by a non reversible trimming pipe to the differential girdle spring on the up end of the Graham eater. 41 majestically placed grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slipstream, a mixture of high s value fennel hydro ben zooming and 5% ruminative tetra hydro hexham ing. Both these liquids have specific para Kosit ease given by P equals 2.4 c n. Where n is the di ethical evolution of retrograde temperature, phase disposition and C is the Chroma Delhi's annual grill ege coefficient initially and was measured with the aid of a meta polar pill from eater. But up to the present ate nothing has been found to equal the transcendental Hopper data scope. Electrical engineers will appreciate the difficulty of numbing together a rigid attitude per well and a super a minute of Wendell Sprocket. Indeed, this proved to be a stumbling block to further development until in 1943 it was found that the use of anhydrous snag ling pins enabled a krypton *** stick boiling shim to be tankard. The early attempts to construct a sufficiently robust spiral de commentator failed largely because of a lack of appreciation of the large quasi pie attic stresses in the gremlin studs. The latter were specifically designed to hold the row fit bars to the spam shaft. When, however, it was discovered that wending could be prevented by the simple addition of teeth to sock it almost perfect running was secured. The operating point is maintained as near as possible by the HF rim peak by constantly from a ging the by two minute span drills. This is a distinct advance on the standard Nevil XIV in that no drama coil is required after the phase detractors have re missed. Undoubtedly, the turbo in cab you later has now reached a very high level of technical development. It has been successfully used for operating no for trillions. In addition, whenever a bear since score motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with the drawn reciprocating Dingle arm to reduce Sinje Seidel deplane oration.