Almost a party
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Teen (13-17)Transcript
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Hey, let me tell you a story. One that I often heard when I was growing up as a kid in Brooklyn, New York. So all my stories and my mom told me they all started off like this once upon a time. So time became very important to me not being on time but listening to the time in the story. So this one's my favorite, and it's entitled the Three Little Pigs. But I'm going to tell it to you in a very special way, a way that I get it, and I want you to get it to. So you ready? Once upon a time, there were three little pigs, but they were in that little because they were old enough to leave home. I mean, at what age do pigs leave home? Because I'm 30 and I don't want to leave home yet anyway. So these three little picks, they're talking to the mom shooting the breeze like a mile was sub. Though moms like Hill kids, you really need to think about moving out. Think about your future, what you want to be when you fully fully full grown. Who so the oldest pig let because you know the adults, but they Matt. So that all of this one? No, his name is Rodney. Let me tell you about Rodney. Rodney is a cool cat. He gets along the ladies. So, Ryan, he's like, Mom, you know, I really wanna have my own business. Like I want to go into space because, like, who doesn't want to go into space? So, mama pig is like, I runny. I got you. Let's look for colleges that have space programs. Now the second little pig. His name is Davey. Now, Davey Davey is not so cool for Davis the middle child he's used to being for gotten overlooked. Nothing gets blamed on him. He's smart. He's cool, Davies, like, Whoa, I want to own my own business. I just wanna have ah ah bakery because you know, I've really love sweets almost wrong with me making the sweet treats I eat. So mama Pig says ever. Hey, Davey, let's begin today. You want to be a culinary ist? Whatever. Well, look it up and see what we can do. No, the baby pig. Oh, my goodness. The baby pig is such a drama, Kate. His name is Romero. Now, Romero is a sweetheart, but he always getting in trouble. So anyway, Mama Pig says check this out. I got shot plays downtown. I want you to go. You know, see how you like living together, work things out and learn how to be adults. You know, Get your lives together, come back and let me know how you been. And while you're gone, you know, I'm to do some research and see what schools I can come up with. Yeah, I can for the i education. So, Ronnie, Davey and Romero, they packed, They stuff. And I go today. No spot. First off, Ronnie gets inside. He's like, Yo, I'm taking a master bathroom because I'm the oldest. So quite naturally, his should definitely be mine. Romero's like, Why you got to get all the good stuff all the time. And David's like, you know what? I want him care. Just let me chill on the couch while it's a little TV, a little couple snacks, and we could So Ronnie goes, he picks the biggest room and the apart. The one would not big bath top because Ronnie likes tea bags. Which is weird because you know guys don't usually take baths like that. Barani loves a good soak. So why do you get no settled in all of a sudden? Here comes a knock at the door. Who is it? Yo, what's up? Blow Pigs is the wolf. Yo, we chillin a what Davies like? No, we not tellin you not have a friend bounce, son and the wolves like, Ah, you won't even got achieve me like that. You know, we could be cool. Just that bygones be bygones. It's 2019 year old. Let's show. So Ronny's like, uh, you know, Yeah, I could show with the wolf because you know the wolf he's dreaming. He already know what he planned on doing with his life. So for Melrose, like now I'm going to bed. So Romero goes, gets to his room. Life's a door. Sneeze out the window for Harold. Totally lie. He was never going to bed anyway, so Davey and Ronnie is in the house. Davies watching TV live a hip hop love that show he is, um, chocolate bars and popcorn like Who don't love Jock Limbaugh's and popcorn. Romney opens the door the wolf comes in, but the wolf even by himself. He got for his homeboys with him. He gets inside. He's like, Yo, with the ladies at Ron is like, you know, we just moved in. We don't even know no ladies in this area just yet. So the wolf comes in. He's like, Yo, s I big w gotcha. You know, just let me call up a couple cuties and we could chill for the night. Davies, like to for the night. Nice son. I'm going to bed. I don't even wanna be a partition in against the mate. So, David goals he knocks on Romero's door. Of course, he don't get no answer. He thinks remarkable sleep. He goes to his room, plops down on the bed, thinks twice gets up locks the door, goes back and lay zone, grabs his beats, pop them joints on banging tunes, blasting all night. So Ronnie's left Big W and his friends. So it comes another knock on the door. Hey, Saudi big w came through with the girls, son. So Briny opens the door like you'll come in, ladies, at our snacks we got the TV pop in their flicks on and whatever I so the ladies come in. They grab a seat Big W you know, he finesse and the ladies, they all sit down. And then you really thought this was the story? Common? Yeah. No. Pigs don't get down like that.