Joyce Anne Agacer

-, Metropolitan Manila, PH

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Joyce Anne Agacer

Category Telephone
Language English (North American)
Voice Age Middle Aged (35-54)
Description Professional voice over demo by Joyce Anne Agacer hosted by Voices.com
Transcript Note: Transcripts are automatically transcribed and may contain errors.
Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press one repeatedly. If you are co dependent, ask someone to press two for you If you have multiple personalities for us 3456 If you're a paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. So stay online and we'll trace. Recall If you're delusional for a seven in your call will be transferred to the mothership. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully to the small voice and it will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer you if you are dyslexic for us. 69 69 69 69. If you have a nervous disorder, please fridge us with hash key until the beat after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later. And if you have low self esteem, hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk to you. Thank you