Allen Jones

The Old City, Jerusalem, IL • 11:35 PM Local Time

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Allen Jones

Category Television
Language English (British)
Voice Age Middle Aged (35-54)
Description This is a Jason Statham impression.
Transcript Note: Transcripts are automatically transcribed and may contain errors.
nothing kills me. I'm immune to 179 different types of poisons. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison ingesting crime ring. It was like dog fighting. Except instead of dogs fighting. It was humans ingesting poison. And rich people would bet whether we would live or die. I died for five minutes and then I came back to life.