The Man Who Had The Cool Thing Happen To Him By Chance

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This was a joke movie trailer, generalizing folk tales of the European pre-modern era

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Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

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in a world I mean a time and place. Never explicitly mentioned where the limitations of society are forever crushing in on you and the harsh reality of deaths, eminence looms heavy over your soul. One man is stuck at the end of his rope in a symbolically abstract manner with nowhere to run, no chance for ascension of the socioeconomic ladder. This generic gentleman accepts his lot in life will never be like them. The ruling elite, the wealthy folks. He won't drive their fast cars or eat their nice food or where they're cool, Do close. So that's it, then. No up, no down. It really is a load off not having to worry about making the right choices for your future. Well, there's no choice at all, really. Only a direction forward, and maybe your forward will work out nicely. This summer comes the cinematic adventure. The man who has the cool thing happened to him by chance, inspired by folk tales of the pre modern European era. Que Would you look at that? It's a whole jar of miracles right there on the table, awarded to you purely by luck, into no measure of your merit. Oh, look, the Jara miracles gave you a magical bunny. And he's collected you a **** of fresh outfit to trick other well to do business. Upper class socialites, folks. And look. Now a lady wants to be your wife and work with her family company and make Brazilians of dollars every year. Looks like it all worked out. Thanks. Toa money. So now, by no reflection of your own skill, you've ascended from the impoverished and have become wealthy and powerful. Fantastic. The ruling elites got nothing on you, son, because you were gonna write it right to the top of some sort away.