Fade Away - Prescription for RedSox fans (2003)
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North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM) North American (US New England - Boston, Providence)Transcript
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Hey, Red Sox fans ever wish you could make times like this home on the New York Yankees have won the pennant feel like this? Hi, I'm Dr Harry Dixon, president and founder of Hyper Camp Products Lard, and I'm here to introduce a new breakthrough product called The Fadeaway Red Sox seem to do it all the time at the end of the season. Now you can take it easier with this 162 pill bottle. Take one before each game and you won't feel the incredible stinging your pride is the Yankees go another game up on the Red Sox in the standings. Listen to these incredible testimonials. I got fade away at the beginning of the season in 9.5 games back. Doesn't even feel that bad. I used to get so angry when the Red Sox lose Outbreak my TV almost weekly. Thanks to fade away, my family and my TV is safe. As you can see, we have several please customers, and now it's your turn to see the power of fadeaway. Call now and we'll send you three weeks trial fade away. No strings attached. Call now for your free trial prescription of Fade Away. There are several known side effects of fade away, including headache, dry mouth, hot flashes, blurred vision, nausea, muscle or joint pain, shortness of breath, difficulty urinating, constipation, diarrhea, fatigue, gigantism in certain sexual side effects. Fade away is not approved by the FDA and not recommended for anyone. Call now.