Instagram Food Blog
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
North American (General)Transcript
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there are rules for being an instagram influencer. First of all, be famous or at least related to someone famous. And if you can't be famous, at least have the decency to be rich. Second, as in most public attention based endeavors, be young, female and conventionally attractive. Third, you've got to go on vacation. No one needs to know why or what you're vacationing from. You just got to go on vacation all the time. Fourth, you are obligated to at some point post pictures of food. Not just any food instagram food, maybe a sushi doughnut or something covered in glitter that isn't usually covered in glitter or a confection so full of food coloring that its bitterness needs to be evened out with massive amounts of sugar. Here's the important part. Even if you just did it for the gram, you'll have to swear up and down that you cleaned your plate