Definitely Do Not Open This Book!
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EnglishVoice Age
Young Adult (18-35)Accents
AustralianTranscript
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definitely do not open this book. Are we seriously gonna do this again? I'm actually closed for the day, so please come back. Never. Damn it. You've stuck around. Well, I could tell you there's no point in turning any more pages because I know for a fact that this book's not even finished. There's only blank pages from here on in. I see nothing. Okay. As it turns out, there was something on this page. My bad. But I just tell through to the next page to confirm that there is absolutely and categorically nothing there. The book finishes right here, so please don't turn the page, okay? You got me. Who lied? There was something happening on this page as well. And because of my lie, you nearly didn't get to see this adorable puppy. A puppy that only exists on this page And need your love so never leave it for literally sake. Please don't turn the page. Oh, my You went and turned the page again. I'll level with you a pixie Put a spell on me That makes me more and more tired with every page you turn. I love sleeping and dreaming of our screen. But I don't want to go to sleep yet, so please don't turn the page. Uh hmm? What have you done? A NATO wake up. A strong pinch will do it. Yes, The pinch worked. I'm awake now and I want to stay this way. I'm pleading with you. Please don't turn the page. What the heck? After what I just said Oh, uh, I'm exhausted. Let me just prepare an ice bath. I'll needto wake up. It won't take long. Promise me you won't turn the page again. Ah, maybe vanilla. That's the best South Korea flavour. Hmm. You turn the page again in you. Jeepers, this is cold, but done the trick. It's working me up, so please don't turn the page again. Ah, I've outsmarted you This time I knew you turn the page again. So I quickly turned on all the lights to keep me awake. G for bride, isn't it? Must be hurting it. I So you better just put the book down and never turn a page again. You're out of control. I'm really drowsy. Now This this will stop you though I've installed a fingerprint scanner that only one in a 1,000,000 can get through one. Try it, then see if you can turn the page one of the chances you'll figure Prue, What's uh please, please, please, please. I'm running on nothing now, and I don't want to go to sleep. I don't want to be sad. Anything. Please don't turn the page. Rutte. Truth picks in the eyes, Fair in the face. Limited coffee and an eight piece brass band playing loud as they can. All this will keep me up, But if you turn the page on dumb for Please, please don't turn the page. Okay. This is it. I know how it ends. But there is something you haven't considered. You two will probably have to go to sleep if you make it to the end of this book. You don't want that, Teo. Come on, let's say up together forever. Please don't turn the page again.
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Narrator, Amusing, Animated, Casual, Dynamic, Excitable, Persuasive, Australian