A Real Jerk - Handsome Jack Character Read

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see, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know, the hero is gonna win, but you just don't die quickly. You know? Example, This one guy in New Haven, right? Cities burning people are dying left and right Yada, yada, yada. This jack hole rushes me with a spoon, a freaking spoon And I'm dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are all way. At the best part is he can't see where it's going and he's bumping into stuff. And I don't know, maybe you had to be there. The moral is you're a total *****.