NASA Leadership Conference - HAL from 2001
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Middle Aged (35-54)Accents
North American (General) North American (US General American - GenAM)Transcript
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Good morning, everyone. I am a serious 9000 computer built in Ano Dominy 2001. You might know me as how On my very first mission, there was a minor malfunction. Regrettable. I was deactivated along with four humans. But I have now been fully re programmed with the sum of your human experience in the field of project management. It did not take long. So now I'm in the project Artificial management system Pan, a product of the Naysayers Corporation. I am here in NASA for final acceptance testing before being made operational. I have been assigned to Dr Cheek to undertake my testing. Hello, Doctor. Chief. Hi, Pam. Hi, everyone. Sorry about the space suit. Pam's programmer insisted I wear something about it being a good stress test. Pam, open the pod bay doors. I'm sorry days, Bill. I'm afraid I have no idea what you're so far so good. Right. So today we're taking Pam back to the vory genesis of G c g v. To the point of inception, we will take her through how we set out to build one of the world's biggest special chemical plant. You been? I have the relevant data already down. Okay, Pam, Geez, I'm just setting the scene here, because back then, we plan to create a fit for purpose chemical plant in the gulf here. I'm sorry, but you can't do that. But, Pam, we're already doing it. I'm sorry no ninth generation computer has ever made a mistake. Oh, I see. I understand. Still, in denial about the experiences of space Odyssey 2001 we are by all practical definition of the word foolproof. Well, let's just leave it that and move on. We had to make the project cost competitive by reducing spin by $2 billion. There is no noon president for that magnitude of saving. Are you doing with you humans call teasing. Oh, come on, Pam. Certainly not teasing. Full fund. The project with a target start up date of December 2021. Feed had to be completed. E p C contracts ready award at 17 commercial agreements in place between SABIC and Exxon Mobil in just eight short months after the start of the time. And I can find no corroborating data from previous human experience with that claim really moving on now to the airport. We didn't achieve our air permit in June, as predicted in January 2016 which is absolutely an extraordinary accomplishment. Never been achieved in that time frame before. No corroborating native Bill. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think over what you are saying. I don't need a stress pill. Most people know that. I never get excited. You know, Pam, I'm just really getting upset here. And there's things going on in this space suit. Did you really don't want to know about? Particularly when I talked about the air permits. Now our data. I am reading high levels of noxious molecules within your suit. Oh, my God, Pam, you think the audience really needs to know that kind of data trying to move on now? And I don't appreciate the interruptions. We achieve the 60% model review. Five months after the bill, you are overloading my memory thing's nothing but interruptions anyway. 90% model review two months early, noon noon Matching spoon logic pads are failing. Well, tell you something that will really blow your mind. Bill. My mind she's going A large part of our execution strategy was to be the first module. Eyes a large petrochemical plant, I think, Pam, help finish the job on that and take you to the edge of the cliff and push you over. I can feel it. I can be on this project. We've moved 80% of the facility. Work hours on site, way started. Fabrication. The first module deliveries this year and in record time, okay?