VHS Store Commerical (Sketch)

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Language

English

Voice Age

Middle Aged (35-54)

Accents

North American (General)

Transcript

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Everybody loves movies. You're sitting at home on Friday or Tuesday night. It's thundering outside. You're scared of the world. Trust me, I get it. So what you gonna do? You march on down to 64th and spruce sign up for a membership to dump VHS. That's what we have all your favorites on VHS. Dramatically history, historical drama, boating, documented submarine moving, maritime thriller, espionage, lyrical instructional video lifting tapes, dramas. Absolutely no comedies of any kind. Foreign films. Air without subtitle line and My Number one guarantee. Oh, movies with Magical Children. These go or conveniently recorded on two VHS to join now for my special V. I. P. Membership cards enables you to have personalized picks based on your rental history. That's right. Picture videos myself from my own personal stash of mainstream or underground center. Just give me as much information as I require to get the ball rolling when you sign up information such as a genre Desert Island flick, favorite actors or actress, social media, user names and passwords. Willing photos are made in my mother's high school sweetheart. Dresser info. Childhood memories. Your island means her scarf color or procurement research purchase tax information answers air breathe, barbecue seasoning or sauce preferences by city and region more up in the next 30 days. And I'll even send videos to your house of things I've recorded over old copies of the money, starring American Canadian actor Brendan Fraser. It could be commercials I thought you might like restore clips of seductive soap stars I noticed throughout the day or even people winning big on game show. That choice is mine All today we're just stopping. Phone's been disconnected for the past two weeks, so you might as well just stop in.