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North American (General)Transcript
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So you're telling me now you'd like to try something new in a beer? No, no. I understand you're still a Guinness Mahon. How could it be otherwise? But every now and then, change is a good thing. So here's what I'm recommending. Samuel Adams lager. There's nothing I hate worse and an aching back, except maybe a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. That's why I'm a big fan of domes pills. Take the take out of backache with dunes D o a m s. It all started when I lost my job. I got way behind on the bills. I fell into depression on started drinking. I ended up living on the streets. Then I found the new gospel mission. Now I have hope again. Hello? You've reached the voicemail of a Thanksgiving turkey. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm dead. Yeah, that's right. I'm ******* dead. One of there were some holiday where millions of golden retrievers were killed and eaten. You'd hate that, wouldn't you? You'd be like, Oh, the humanity. How in the world could anybody do that? But when it comes to turkey's, you're like the ******* new as the Granberry sauce